The Lost Kid - A Gilead Story by TheImaginautDragon, literature
Literature
The Lost Kid - A Gilead Story
“Pass me the tea, would you?”
The purple dragon, twice the size of a man, but half the size of his more stereotypical kin, peered over to the chipmunk on the far side of the stump, a slab of wood being used as a table for a meeting over tea and cookies (courtesy of his own conjuring magic.) His mint green underbelly glistens in the sunlight, showing off the tiny, chitin-like scales covering his body. He grins happily as his companion obliges, pouring the fragrant beverage that smelled almost of Lilly flowers. Delighted, his 6 cone-shaped barbs along the sides and top of his head quivers with anticipation.
The chipmunk begins s
The 4th Dimensional Room (Introduction) by TheImaginautDragon, literature
Literature
The 4th Dimensional Room (Introduction)
Before you, a mysterious door has appeared. Behind it, a small living room awaits, a warm fire in the hearth in the far end, a sofa chair placed in perfect symmetry on either side of its crackling flames. On one side, what appears to be a man wearing a strange mask sits, one leg crossing the other, book in hand. Something about him does not seem human, however. Finally, he looks up, as though pulled out of a trance from the letters on the page.
“Hello, I am The Imaginaut, welcome to my humble abode. Come on in!"
He gestures a wave with his hands, standing and shuffling over to you, his motions fluid and filled with an odd level of gra
Rebirth Through Mushrooms - A Mimu Tale by TheImaginautDragon, literature
Literature
Rebirth Through Mushrooms - A Mimu Tale
“Mom, Dad... I’m sorry, but it looks like I’m not coming home.”
I shakily hold the phone up to the side of my head, some interference already in the air. Not minutes ago, a red alert interrupted everyone’s personal phones, the emergency broadcasting system taking over all radio stations and more as the same message blared: “THIS IS THE NATIONAL NUCLEAR EMERGENCY LINE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. BE ADVISED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY. I REPEAT. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY.” Within moments of that, all of the radio stations had come on, saying their final farewells, and as the crowd
Gilead the Newt (Shia Leboeuf Parody) by TheImaginautDragon, literature
Literature
Gilead the Newt (Shia Leboeuf Parody)
You're Walking in the woods.
You try to find where you are but your compass is dead,
As you turn in circles you spot him,
Gilead the Newt.
He's following you,
About 30 feet back
He sees the baked fish in your hands and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you.
Gilead the Newt.
You're looking for the trail,
But the needle spins around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's pudge on his face
MY GOD, THE'RE'S PUDGE EVERYWHERE!!
Running for your life
(From Gilead the Newt.)
Nose is sharper than a knife
(It's Gilead the Newt.)
Lurking in the water...
Urban Myth Superstar Gilead the Newt
Living in the Woods,
(Gilead the Newt.)
Cuddlin